If I'm ever a teacher and a student's phone rings, I am going to tell them to go ahead and answer it.

I know this looks like sunburn, but its not. The other weekend we had a fingerprinting lab, and I forgot to put my phone on silent. My wife called me right when my professor was wrapping things up. It was dead silent, and I was on the front row, and my phone rang, I hadn't realized that my ringer volume was set on loud like a fighter jet. It wasn't even like a cool song or ring tone that i could pretend to dance to or something. It was about as corny as you can get. “I LOVE YOUR GUTS, I LOVE I LOVE YOUR GUTS!” It was my beautiful wife calling. I picked it up and said "I'm gonna have to call you back, now is not a good time," then hung up and put it back in my pocket. It was kind of a big thing. I was sooo embarrassed that even my arms and hands turned red. I told my lab buddy to take a picture so I could sell it to my wife for a video game or something like that because she would pay good money to see me get embarrassed, especially in a public place like school, where other people besides just her could see it. Ohhhhh man. It seriously took about 5 minutes for my head to stop feeling like it was on fire. Any way, I thought I should share it with the whole world, it was pretty funny.