“*pshkt* (trucker/redneck accent) Thanks for stopping by Starbucks ehhh, this is the Maver’k Man, but you can just call me Mav, ehhh how may I assist you today, over. *pshkt*”
“Heh, uh thanks uh.. Mav... ummmmmmm, can I have a grande white mocha and, uh, do you still have your sausage breakfast sandwiches?”
…….”*pshkt* Did you forget to say over? Over. *pshkt*”
“Oh, yeah, I meant do you still have any sausage breakfast sandwiches, OVER?”
“*pshkt* uh… that’s a negatory on the sausage sandwich, good buddy, I do have a sausage piadini, over *pshkt*”
“Uh, what is a sausage piadini…….over?”
“*pshkt* It’s really good, over. *pshkt*”
“What?......over.”
“*pshkt* Sausage piadini’s are really good, that’s what they are, I’ll tell you what, over. *pshkt*”
“Okay, I’ll try one….oh yeah, over.”
“*pshkt* Roger dodger, I have ehhh one grande white mocha, eh did you want whipped cream on that white mocha, over? *pshkt*”
“I know you’re making the *pshkt* sound. I hear it already, over.”
“*pshkt* that makes us twinners. So, ehhh was that a negative on the whipped cream, over? *pshkt*”
“NO, I want whipped cream, over.”
“*pshkt* Roger dodger. 10-4 on the whipped cream. So that is one grande white mocha with whipped cream, and a sausage piadini, which by the way is really good, over. *pshkt*”
“Roger, 10-4, over”
“*pshkt* Copy that, I’ll have your total for you at the window, over and out. *pshkt*”
“Okay, over and out.”
“Heh, uh thanks uh.. Mav... ummmmmmm, can I have a grande white mocha and, uh, do you still have your sausage breakfast sandwiches?”
…….”*pshkt* Did you forget to say over? Over. *pshkt*”
“Oh, yeah, I meant do you still have any sausage breakfast sandwiches, OVER?”
“*pshkt* uh… that’s a negatory on the sausage sandwich, good buddy, I do have a sausage piadini, over *pshkt*”
“Uh, what is a sausage piadini…….over?”
“*pshkt* It’s really good, over. *pshkt*”
“What?......over.”
“*pshkt* Sausage piadini’s are really good, that’s what they are, I’ll tell you what, over. *pshkt*”
“Okay, I’ll try one….oh yeah, over.”
“*pshkt* Roger dodger, I have ehhh one grande white mocha, eh did you want whipped cream on that white mocha, over? *pshkt*”
“I know you’re making the *pshkt* sound. I hear it already, over.”
“*pshkt* that makes us twinners. So, ehhh was that a negative on the whipped cream, over? *pshkt*”
“NO, I want whipped cream, over.”
“*pshkt* Roger dodger. 10-4 on the whipped cream. So that is one grande white mocha with whipped cream, and a sausage piadini, which by the way is really good, over. *pshkt*”
“Roger, 10-4, over”
“*pshkt* Copy that, I’ll have your total for you at the window, over and out. *pshkt*”
“Okay, over and out.”
6 comments:
Hahaha
is this at your new store???
Yes, I usally do this atleast once a shift though. This game was invented at teh Arctic Circle Drive Thru in Riverton, UT.
The yes in my last comment is yes to your question Mimi, then followed by an explanation about how it is an old favorite, thats how come I am so good at it.
I think my last comment may have ben a little hard to follow.
Can I come to your drive thru?
you should try holding a plastic cup over the microphone and your mouth. its a miracle how much people still understand. over.
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